So Long And Thanks For All The Fish - R.I.P. Leslie Nielsen

Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.


Jane: A Goodyear?

Frank: No, the worst.
                        

                              

Thanks for all the laughs Oh Master Of Confusion.

For all interested Dutch readers.

Here they are, the collected song-lyrics of Bram and Freek a.k.a. Neerlands Hoop In Bange Dagen.
            
http://neerlands-hoop.lyrics-songs.com/
                         
Shit, I miss people who write like this nowadays. Rap and HipHop just ain't no replacement.

My New Toy!

By chance my girlfriend came across this camera. As she finds it way too complicated she gave it to me to play with so it will be used. And it will be... This is an Olympus, a better make than Canon when it comes to camera's.

Now first I will need to download the software suite, because all of these things come with software nowadays.

Oh yes: I also have to make it work... Good Times!

Just some lyrics late at night

Great King Rat died today
Born on the twenty first of May
Died syphilis forty four on his birthday
Every second word he swore
Yes he was the son of a whore
Always wanted by the law

Wouldn't you like to know?
Wouldn't you like to know people?
Great King Rat was a dirty old man
And a dirty old man was he
Now what did I tell you
Would you like to see?

Now hear this
Where will I be tomorrow?
Will I beg will I borrow?
I don't care I don't care anyway
Come on come on the time is right
This man is evil and that is right
I told you ah yes I told you
And that's no lie oh no no no

Wouldn't you like to know?
Wouldn't you like to know?
Wouldn't you like to know?
Great King Rat was a dirty old man
And a dirty old man was he
Now what did I tell you?
Would you like to see?

Show me

Wouldn't you like to know?
Wouldn't you like to know people?
Great King Rat was a dirty old man
And a dirty old man was he
Now what did I tell you
Would you like to see?

Now listen all you people
Put out the good and keep the bad
Don't believe all you read in the Bible
You sinners get in line
Saints you leave far behind
Very soon you're gonna be his disciple

Don't listen to what mama says
Not a word not a word mama says
Or else you'll find yourself being the rival
The great Lord before he died
Knelt sinners by his side
And said you're going to realise tomorrow

No I'm not gonna tell you
What you already know
'Cause time and time again
The old man said it all a long time ago
Come come on the time is right
This evil man will fight
I told you once before

Wouldn't you like to know?
Wouldn't you like to know?
Just like I said before
Great King Rat was a dirty old man
And a dirty old man was he
The last time I tell you
Would you like you see?

Shit my dad says

For those who are blind to the Twitter-verse(like me) a simple direct link to one of the funniest, actually probably the funniest Twitter-account available. Also been made into a sit com with Bill Shatner, who is very very funny in it apparently.

http://shitmydadsays.com/

Added to my links-list.