Apologizing with one's middle finger

"We would like to apologize for the fruity language used by punk rock godfathers Genesis".

BBC presenter Jonathan Ross' less than genuine Live 8 apology after Phil Collins had sung 'and though she will fuck up your life' on 'Invisible Touch'.

The Last Of The Super Villains!

Well, not really...

"JANUARY 6--A Minnesota man is facing felony charges after police discovered that he had retrofitted a vibrator, turning the sex toy into a homemade explosive device."

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/man-busted-building-vibrator-bomb

Great Moments in Earth History

274 B.C. : Roman actor Livius invents pantomime for his short-lived show, "Help, I'm Choking on an Olive"

System Down, I Repeat; System Down. Forced to work now...

Apparently Facebook was down a couple of times recently. Read some funny responses to the outage by clicking here or here(Twitter feed).

Here is another link to make you smile.

"Breaking News! Facebook is down. Worker productivity rises. U.S. climbs out of recession." 


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Understanding Rap lyrics

Finally! A way to understand Rap lyrics from Bill Maher.

A Day In The Life Of The Sexiest Man Alive

According to Weekly World News... ;)

On a typical day Johnny Depp wakes up nude in his four poster to the sound of Spanish Bolero music.  Before anything else he rubs his body with essential oils and goes to his veranda where he does yoga while watching the sun rise on his French vineyard.  Then he puts on pants...

Oh, I don't think I said this before, but GodlessGeeks is one of my favourite relatively unknown bits on the Web.